Weekday Post #61: Even Slate.com Thinks Star Wars is Gay in a Bad Way

There is some website called Slate.com that is really boring and usually just talks about politics... like I care! However, they recently published an article called “Luke Skywalker is a gay.” I didn’t even need to read the article because I already COMPLETELY agree. Luke Skywalker is totally a gay! He’s not a gay in the good way, like Mr. Sulu, but a gay in the bad way, like Anakin Skywalker. But that’s a lot better than making out with his sister, which Luke Skywalker did A LOT. Since there is nothing in this world that is sicker than incest, we can trust Star Wars to shove it in our faces!