Weekday Post #63: Playground Joke for the Kidz pt 4
Hey Kidz! It’s Uncle William Shatner’s #1 Fan. Sometimes, when you are in school, you will meet a little boy or girl who foolishly likes Star Wars. They may even tell you that you should watch Star Wars too. Don’t do it kidz! If friends tell you to watch Star Wars, pretend that they are telling you to smoke a marijuana cigarette. Just say no!
If your friends keep telling you to watch Star Wars, you may get very angry and feel like hitting them right in their big ugly nose. Don’t do that either! Fighting is even worse than smoking marijuana cigarettes. The best way to confound Star Wars goons, especially when they are stupid kidz, is to tell them a hilarious joke that they won’t have a prayer of understanding until they stop rotting their brains with Star Wars. I recommend this one:
How many Star Wars goons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None! Cause they’re always in the dark!
posted by William Shatner's #1 Fan @ 11:35 PM
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2 Comments:
I have a better Joke, at the Pentagon's expense of course:
How many USA militarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because they are all in the darkness of war!
Replace your andt-Star Wars light blub joke with this anti-war joke instead!
When I look further at your blog, I think that you are maybe right on somme things about Star Wars, for you said that a Star Wars fan was trying to "reclaim" Lost as a champion of Star Wars "cause". You tell people who dislike Star Warts NOT to use force or attack people who like it, just say No and tell a joke if it fails. But you are mistaken about Star Wars on things like causing Tax Day and to have people suppress their anger.
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