Thursday, April 27, 2006

Weekday Post #40: The Borg Lay the Smack Down

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away there was one little geek who thought Star Wars was cooler than Star Trek. But he got killed by the Borg.

4 Comments:

At 4:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Once The #1 Fan of William Shatner's #1 Fan went to a Startrek convention. When he tried to leave, his car wouldn't start. A Minok was sucking the power out of his battery. Take that b*tch!

 
At 2:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then a tribble came along. At first sight of it the minok cowered in terror. The tribble didn't have a chance to utter “Whatever, Sucka!” because the minok had fled in terror.

The Fan, who had witnessed everything, now heard the gentle purr of a motor and turned around.

"It looks like you could use a lift. Hop in." It was the Shatmeister, coming to the rescue once again.

 
At 1:46 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

This Borg blog entry is a little force story that talks of a Star Wars fan getting killed by the Borg all because he likes Star Wars over Star Trek. I like Star Trek better, but I see that this is an intolerant force tale.

 
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