Weekday Post #14: Happy Birthday William Shatner!

Happy Birthday William Shatner
Of my life you are the master
Permit thy servant now to rhyme
An ode to your great life and times

On this great day that saw your birth
The muse was overcome with mirth
The world received a gift long pined for
It's greatest ever living actor

T.J. Hooker and Captain Kirk
Caused villians evil deeds to shirk
Characters so noble and true
And both were brought to life by you

You stopped the terrible Klingon war
And peace endured until the Borg
And that's not all you did, my Captain
You saved the humpbacks from extiction

Travelocity.com
Should quit and just go home
For Priceline has the Shatman
While their spokesman is a gnome

You’ve done much for the human race
By getting in George Lucas' face
You’ve made out with the hot space lasses
And kicked all of the Star Wars asses

You kill Jedi with a phaser
Just to prove lightsabers weaker
And you stomped Anakin's ass so vile
You did them both with Shatner style

None of your friends can claim to be
Of your great love at all worthy
For the truth is this: only I
Am your number one fan and favorite guy

Although we've never met before
A great relationship's in store
And I'll be proud to call you my best friend
When to my emails you reply and send

We members of this online club
Join in your work to Star Wars snub
For you've inspired us to this high call
William Shatner - The Hero to Us All

Happy birthday William Shatner!
From your #1 fan!

P.S.
I’d like to give you a high five
For you just turned seventy five!