Weekday Post #12: A Global Community

I get tons of email from people from all around the world asking if the I Hate Star Wars Club is open to the international community or if it is only an American organization. While the club is physically headquartered in New York City, the Internet gives it global reach. I’m proud to say that the club is open to everyone who hates Star Wars, regardless of race, creed, or nationality.

No one could ever call me xenophobic. I was supportive of the peaceful coexistence of Human and Klingon even before Star Trek: The Next Generation shocked audiences by putting Lieutenant Worf on the bridge of the USS Enterprise. Just as Captain Kirk staffed his starship with people of all ethnic groups, my goodwill extends universally to Star Wars haters worldwide. And it is to those club members in Europe, Africa, Asia, South America, Australia, and Canada that I dedicate today’s post.

I hate Star Wars because Anakin Skywalker is weak and Yoda is stupid.
Ich hasse Sternkriege, weil Anakin Skywalker schwach ist und Yoda dumm ist.
Odio guerras de la estrella porque Anakin Skywalker es débil y Yoda es estúpido.
Je déteste des guerres d'étoile parce qu'Anakin Skywalker est faible et Yoda est stupide.
Odio le guerre della stella perché Anakin Skywalker è debole e Yoda è stupid.
Eu odeio guerras da estrela porque Anakin Skywalker é fraco e Yoda é stupid.
Ik haat de Oorlogen van de Ster omdat Anakin Skywalker zwak is en Yoda is stom.
Μισώ τους πολέμους αστεριών επειδή Anakin Skywalker είναι αδύνατο και Yoda είναι ηλίθιο.
Я ненавижу войны звезды потому что Anakin Skywalker слабо и Yoda тупоумно.