Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Weekday Post #4: The Revenge of the Wrath of Khan

Star Wars villains are called Sith Lords. You might be wondering if they are tough. Ha! Don’t make me laugh. Captain Kirk could kill a dozen Sith Lords without even trying. Now Khan, on the other hand, that’s a villain! The guy was pure nastiness and he was brawny enough to give Kirk a major challenge! But guess what, Kirk still kicked his ass. It’s just too bad that Kirk didn't let Khan put a few bugs in Anakin Skywalker’s ear first though. Then, Kirk could have laughed as Anakin tried using his pitiful Jedi “powers” to fight the bug. Then, if Kirk was feeling especially generous that day, he could stomp Anakin’s ass to put him out his misery.

3 Comments:

At 9:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

This blog rules!

 
At 10:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Screw you Jerk!

 
At 4:36 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

Sith lords might be stronger than Khan, or at the same level of nastiness. You are just saying what you say about weakness to justify your case in a pseudoscienific-like fashion. Palpatine might produce an even greater challenge for James T Kirk than Khan, with his lightening from his hands and his Empire.

 

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